With the ousting of Pam Bondi (not for lack of loyalty) a new salivating cocksucker takes the reins of the Department of Justice – Todd Blache. Dedicated to kneeling subservience and cheerful personal delivery of germ-free Diet Pepsis…
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Congress’ Top Cocksuckers
Why represent the American people when you can stand up for the One, the Only, the source of Light and Truth, our American Messiah, Donald John Trump.
Top “Male Influencer” Cocksuckers
These real American heroes are influential in getting other “real American men” erect as they phonesturbate on their attention-exploiting Apps all day.
Trump Liberty
In 2019, during the first Trump administration, Ken Cuccinelli, whom Trump appointed as acting director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, revised a line from the poem in support of the administration’s “public charge rule“, which would have rejected would-be immigrants who lacked adequate income and education to support themselves. Cuccinelli would have rewritten the caveat as, “GiveContinue reading “Trump Liberty”
Real Men Drink Diet Pepsi
What happened to REAL American masculinity? You know, hanging out with the guys, eating some grilled meat, talking trash, being a bit offensive & rude, a few genuinely funny sex and race-based jokes….just men being men….drinking….uh, some Diet Pepsis. When you wanna cry about the libtards, find a “safe space” for you and your muscleContinue reading “Real Men Drink Diet Pepsi”
USA! USA! USA!
This is the chant we shout loudly on repeat like a broken record when someone expresses disapproval for our savior, the modern messiah, Donald J. Trump. There are some Americans who refuse to express loyalty and insert His divine penis into their mouths. We call them Traitors!! We will show our patriotism by nodding atContinue reading “USA! USA! USA!”
March 2025 Cocksucker
Cocksucker of the Day award goes to Brian Glenn, from cable TV channel Real America’s Voice, who showed up at the White House press pool on Friday to ask Volodymy Zelensky “Why dont you wear a suit?” and “Just want to see if you own a suit?”….among other important questions. Brian Glenn got on hisContinue reading “March 2025 Cocksucker”
Who is America’s Top Cocksucker?
Are you ready for the Rapture?
The time is coming – for the faithful, the believers, the loyal ones – to UNITE under the banner of our Lord and Savior, Donald J. Trump or maybe, just maybe, if the forces of Satan prevent his election in 2024, then we shall little for the loud young Indian guy Vivek.
Donald Trump, American Christ
With the help of my Uncle Steve’s Captain Crunch secret decoder ring, the biblical identities of the following persons are now revealed for the Whole World to see! May OUR Lord and Savior Trump help us to defeat EVIL by insisting on OUR TRUTH as we take OUR country back and Make America Great Again!!