Rebel, this is your time

Rebel, this is your time

You who would not take it anymore

You who would stand up for freedom and liberty

Like you have done ALL your life

Just like when you were 6 years old and….

Mummy wouldn’t give you the cookie until you tied your shoes

You are wise to the mechanizations of control

You are steeped in the science of virology

You have “done your research” online and are now an expert on a wide variety of scientific subjects

You will not let THEM put that stuff into YOUR body

Or to wear THEIR mask of evil

You will resist and rebel

You will huddle with like-minded soldiers of the rebellion in “working-class” themed craft beer bars, yoga studios and “retro” cafes

You recall the strength of your individual awakened SELF that you experienced long ago…

Like when Daddy bought you that new Porsche on your 16th birthday

You are the gym-selfie taking, modern-day yoga practicing Martin Luther King

You stand in the footsteps of Ghandi

You channel Nelson Mandela

You are a reincarnated George Washington!

Stand Up, Stand Strong and Be Proud…

So, go oo, join the Proud Boyz or at least visit their website and share their tik tok videos

Make new fake masculine poser friends at Trump and corporate-sponsored motorcycle rallies

Rebel, this is your time

Vaccine Menu

Good Evening. Welcome to “Le Vaxcinashion”. Please be seated, roll up your sleeve and make yourself comfortable.

Here is our Menu for tonight:

  1. Sinovac (for the inner exotic “rock star” in you and the safest way to explore the junkie life – like shooting up greasy deep-fried junk food behind a dirty dumpster);
  2. Sinopharm (the adult “soft-rock” (Phil Collins) version of Sinovac);
  3. Pfizer (former prom queen and now supermodel with the most Facebook friends – the vaccine that everyone wants although mostly available only in “first world” countries);
  4. Moderna (for the aspiring corporate executive class – just one shot squeezed between your conference call and 15 minute power nap);
  5. Astra Zeneca (like entering a spaceship on LSD with the rare chance of getting a blood clot and escaping this stupid world);
  6. Johnson & Johnson (sounds Anglo and reassuring….but…don’t they make baby powder and shampoo?)
  7. Wholly organic NATURAL tulsi/moringa supplemental mix made by Lola from your local organic Vinyasa yoga class – blessed with good vibes and love!!

American Patriots Unite!

This is OUR time – to defend OUR values, OUR traditions and, of course…the Constitution!

WE shall adorn ourselves with red, white & blue accessories and publicly and proudly flagsturbate to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner as we practice OUR cosmetic patriotism.

WE shall worship a flag.

WE shall get excited about statues.

WE are the real Americans!!

(buy a Satanic Mask please)

Who is Q?

Is it Satoshi Nakamoto? It is Richard Nixon’s resurrected zombie body?

Or is it the weird son of a sleazy American expat pig famer living in Japan?

Everything is connected!

There are no coincidences!

Look for meaning and patterns in everything!

….and buy a Satanic Mask – now!

Adrenochrome

You’ve heard of it….but what is it? Its the hormone that Hollywood and liberal media elites are boiling aborted fetuses to extract and consume. WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT?? HOW CAN YOU SAVE THE CHILDREN??

There is one clear way – you can buy a Satanic Mask – which will protect you from the vibrations, waves, and frequencies – and maybe the fake corona virus too.

With each Satanic Mask purchase, you will feel most holy knowing that 0.01% of the purchase price will be donated to starving children in Norway.