- Kevin McCarthy
- Lindsey Graham
- Ted Cruz
Top “Male Influencer” Cocksuckers
These real American heroes are influential in getting other “real men” erected as they stare into their phones masturbating on their attention-exploiting Apps all day.
- Nick Fuentes
- Chris Rufo
- Matt Walsh
- Tucker
- Jordan Peterson
Trump Liberty

In 2019, during the first Trump administration, Ken Cuccinelli, whom Trump appointed as acting director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, revised a line from the poem in support of the administration’s “public charge rule“, which would have rejected would-be immigrants who lacked adequate income and education to support themselves. Cuccinelli would have rewritten the caveat as, “Give me your tired and your poor who can stand on their own two feet, and who will not become a public charge”.
He later suggested that the “huddled masses” should be European, and he downplayed the poem as “not actually part of the original Statue of Liberty.” Cuccinelli’s remark prompted criticism.[20][21][22] The Trump administration rule was later blocked by a federal appeals court.[23]
Real Men Drink Diet Pepsi
What happened to REAL American masculinity?
You know, hanging out with the guys, eating some grilled meat, talking trash, being a bit offensive & rude, a few genuinely funny sex and race-based jokes….just men being men….drinking….uh, some Diet Pepsis.

USA! USA! USA!
This is the chant we shout loudly on repeat like a broken record when someone expresses disapproval for our savior, the modern messiah, Donald J. Trump.
There are some Americans who refuse to express loyalty and insert His divine penis into their mouths. We call them Traitors!!
We will show our patriotism by nodding at whatever HE says, as he gives a litany of the many times he was treated so unfairly and victimized.
Donald Trump is the modern Christ who has taken up the Cross of our great cause to defeat “Wokeness”. God Bless us, the True American Patriots.

March 1, 2025

Cocksucker of the Day award goes to Brian Glenn, from cable TV channel Real America’s Voice, who showed up at the White House press pool on Friday to ask Volodymy Zelensky “Why dont you wear a suit?” and “Just want to see if you own a suit?”….among other important questions.
Brian Glenn got on his knees with mouth agape for Steve Bannon and Donald Trump in order to access the “special pool” of subservient reporters, doing their patriotic duty as REAL Americans, by asking tough questions about male fashion choices.
Majorie Taylor Green weighed in on this serious issue by posting to the public masturbation social media site known as X, to applaud Brian Glenn for his courageous words.
Who is America’s Top Cocksucker?

Are you ready for the Rapture?
The time is coming – for the faithful, the believers, the loyal ones – to UNITE under the banner of our Lord and Savior, Donald J. Trump or maybe, just maybe, if the forces of Satan prevent his election in 2024, then we shall little for the loud young Indian guy Vivek.
Donald Trump, American Christ
With the help of my Uncle Steve’s Captain Crunch secret decoder ring, the biblical identities of the following persons are now revealed for the Whole World to see!
- Robert Mueller = Pontius Pilate
- Mitt Romney = Judas Iscariot
- Mike Pence = John the Baptist
- Joe Biden = Emperor Tiberius Caesar
- Tucker Carlson = the angel Gabriel
- Nancy Pelosi = the bride of Satan
- Hillary Clinton = Bealzebub
- Ted Cruz = the disciple Mark
- Lauren Bobert = Jezebel
- Matt Gaetz = Apostle James
May OUR Lord and Savior Trump help us to defeat EVIL by insisting on OUR TRUTH as we take OUR country back and Make America Great Again!!

God, Guns, and Trump

This is a Rallying Cry!
Like our Forefathers who came before….
and wrote those cherished words of OUR Constitution,
We, the Real American Patriots, come forth to Stand Firm for the New York real-estate developer, World Wrestling showman, and TV
Him who, against ALL odds, defeated the forces of EVIL, the Deep State, the WOKE Media, the Universities and schools who groom and indoctrinator our children with THEIR so-called “education”
Say HIS Name!
Donald J. Trump
Our Lord, Our Savior.
“Donald Trump, I will die for you!!”
