Author Archives: Theloonius

Lauren Bobert is a REAL American Patriot. Lauren Bobert knows that the following things are REAL American: guns, trucks, beer, burgers, professional wrestling, bragging, bullying Lauren Bobert knows that these things are anti-American and tools of the Communist LEFT: universities, bicycles, tea, swimming, acceptance of diversity, jazz music, vegetables

Real America! We are talking to YOU! You who have been ignored and ridiculed by the urban liberal elite. Whose daughters rub themselves silly each night while watching gyrating Latinos on Youtube. Steve Bannon speaks for you. He is one of US. He is more REAL than everyone else and is the most dedicated discipleContinue reading “Real America’s Voice”

Either you are FOR President Donald Trump and AMERICA or you are NOT! Its that simple. Enough of the RINOs and big city libtards and the dirty immigrants and their strange languages. These Facemasks are for the REAL Americans. Those hard-working, proudly flag-waving, church-going heros who DEFEND us from THEIR evil – the filthy universityContinue reading “Either/Or”

Join Us at Turning Point USA for an overpriced event chock-full of patriotic-themed fist-fucking.

In honoring the history of our Great Nation founded by great men of Anglo heritage, whose pure and clear minds, like their pure and clean bodies, we call together those who value tradition and stability. We don’t like to see things change. We like them to stay the same, thank you. Or, if things doContinue reading “In Defense of Tradition and Purity”

Happy Thanksgiving Patriots! ….and Lets Go Brandon! As we celebrate the most traditional and authentic of American of holidays – Thanksgiving – lets take a moment to Give Thanks! We Thank: OUR TROOPS – who serve in the American armed forces (especially the nice looking white ones who sign up to serve because they mayContinue reading “Happy Thanksgiving!”

A young man and his gun, acting out of courage and patriotic enthusiam for the three colors that excite him like a cheetah in heat, acted in self-defense when he shot a libtard at a protest. Honor his act with a genuine branded RAM – “Open-Carry = Self-Defense” facemask. Lets see more brave Americans carryingContinue reading “Kyle Rittenhouse, Patriot”

Lets go Brandon! Win the Game. Lets Go Brandon, Lets Go Brandon, Lets Go Brandon LetsGoBrandon, LetGoBrandon, LetsoBrandon LetoBrandon, LetoBrando, LetoBrand LetoBran, LetBran, LeBran Leran, Leron, Leon

Here at MY REAL AMERICAN PATRIOT, we love LIFE and the FREEDOM to enjoy it to the fullest! We love the beautiful sights, sounds and tastes of this world, as given to us by our Almighty GOD! That’s why WE are against the New World Order mask/vaccine mandates and the DEEP STATE regime of theContinue reading “Eating Babies for Brunch?”

Catholics of the world, UNITE!! Let’s do this! First, HE rose to the occasion, and our great leader, Donald J. Trump vanquished the liberals and became the President of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD and maybe even the UNIVERSE. With HIS Divine Wisdom leding our shipContinue reading “Donald Trump for Pope”