Author Archives: Theloonius

These real American heroes are influential in getting other “real men” erected as they stare into their phones masturbating on their attention-exploiting Apps all day.

In 2019, during the first Trump administration, Ken Cuccinelli, whom Trump appointed as acting director of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, revised a line from the poem in support of the administration’s “public charge rule“, which would have rejected would-be immigrants who lacked adequate income and education to support themselves. Cuccinelli would have rewritten the caveat as, “GiveContinue reading “Trump Liberty”

What happened to REAL American masculinity? You know, hanging out with the guys, eating some grilled meat, talking trash, being a bit offensive & rude, a few genuinely funny sex and race-based jokes….just men being men….drinking….uh, some Diet Pepsis.

This is the chant we shout loudly on repeat like a broken record when someone expresses disapproval for our savior, the modern messiah, Donald J. Trump. There are some Americans who refuse to express loyalty and insert His divine penis into their mouths. We call them Traitors!! We will show our patriotism by nodding atContinue reading “USA! USA! USA!”

Cocksucker of the Day award goes to Brian Glenn, from cable TV channel Real America’s Voice, who showed up at the White House press pool on Friday to ask Volodymy Zelensky “Why dont you wear a suit?” and “Just want to see if you own a suit?”….among other important questions. Brian Glenn got on hisContinue reading “March 1, 2025”

The time is coming – for the faithful, the believers, the loyal ones – to UNITE under the banner of our Lord and Savior, Donald J. Trump or maybe, just maybe, if the forces of Satan prevent his election in 2024, then we shall little for the loud young Indian guy Vivek.

With the help of my Uncle Steve’s Captain Crunch secret decoder ring, the biblical identities of the following persons are now revealed for the Whole World to see! May OUR Lord and Savior Trump help us to defeat EVIL by insisting on OUR TRUTH as we take OUR country back and Make America Great Again!!

This is a Rallying Cry! Like our Forefathers who came before…. and wrote those cherished words of OUR Constitution, We, the Real American Patriots, come forth to Stand Firm for the New York real-estate developer, World Wrestling showman, and TV Him who, against ALL odds, defeated the forces of EVIL, the Deep State, the WOKEContinue reading “God, Guns, and Trump”