Donald Trump, American Christ

With the help of my Uncle Steve’s Captain Crunch secret decoder ring, the biblical identities of the following persons are now revealed for the Whole World to see!

  1. Robert Mueller = Pontius Pilate
  2. Mitt Romney = Judas Iscariot
  3. Mike Pence = John the Baptist
  4. Joe Biden = Emperor Tiberius Caesar
  5. Tucker Carlson = the angel Gabriel
  6. Nancy Pelosi = the bride of Satan
  7. Hillary Clinton = Bealzebub
  8. Ted Cruz = the disciple Mark
  9. Lauren Bobert = Jezebel
  10. Matt Gaetz = Apostle James

May OUR Lord and Savior Trump help us to defeat EVIL by insisting on OUR TRUTH as we take OUR country back and Make America Great Again!!

Published by Theloonius

Fweedom-loving American

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