With the help of my Uncle Steve’s Captain Crunch secret decoder ring, the biblical identities of the following persons are now revealed for the Whole World to see!
- Robert Mueller = Pontius Pilate
- Mitt Romney = Judas Iscariot
- Mike Pence = John the Baptist
- Joe Biden = Emperor Tiberius Caesar
- Tucker Carlson = the angel Gabriel
- Nancy Pelosi = the bride of Satan
- Hillary Clinton = Bealzebub
- Ted Cruz = the disciple Mark
- Lauren Bobert = Jezebel
- Matt Gaetz = Apostle James
May OUR Lord and Savior Trump help us to defeat EVIL by insisting on OUR TRUTH as we take OUR country back and Make America Great Again!!
