American Patriots Unite!

This is OUR time – to defend OUR values, OUR traditions and, of course…the Constitution!

WE shall adorn ourselves with red, white & blue accessories and publicly and proudly flagsturbate to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner as we practice OUR cosmetic patriotism.

WE shall worship a flag.

WE shall get excited about statues.

WE are the real Americans!!

(buy a Satanic Mask please)

Published by Theloonius

Fweedom-loving American

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